English Essay: Learing from a story

George was sitting in his English
class. It was a hot afternoon and he
was feeling sleepy. It was a grammar lesson and
George was also bored. He hated grammar. He
wanted to leave school and work. He wanted to be
a gardener. George loved fl owers and trees. George
looked out of the window. He looked at the trees
and fl owers. Then he started day- dreaming.
After ten minutes the teacher stopped talking.
She asked the students to do a grammar exercise
in their books. The students took out their exercise
books and their pencils and they started writing.
The teacher looked at George. She saw that he
wasn’t writing so she said: “Why aren’t you writing,
George?”
George stopped dreaming and said: “What, Miss?”
“Wake up, George!” the teacher said. “Why aren’t
you writing?”.
George thought for a moment and replied: “I ain’t
got no pencil”.
“You ain’t got no pencil? You mean. I don’t have a
pencil”.
George did not understand the teacher so he said:
“Sorry Miss”.
The teacher said in an angry voice: “I don’t have
a pencil. You don’t have a pencil. He doesn’t have
a pencil. She doesn’t have a pencil
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WHY and HOW
Why are false teeth like stars?
Because they both come out at night
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second hand shop.
Why are cooks cruel?
Because they beat eggs, whip cream, and batter fi sh.
Why do teachers at University wear sunglasses?
Because their students are very bright.
Why is a room full of married people always empty?
Because there isn’t a single person in it.
Why did the nurse open the medicine cabinet quietly?
Because she didn’t want to wake up the sleeping pills.
Why did people get seasick looking at her?
Because her hair is so wavy.
How can you double your money?
Look at it in the mirror.
How much does it cost to get married dad?
I don’t know. I’m still paying for it.
Well, Peter, how do you like your school?
Closed.
Headmaster: How can we raise the level of our students?
Teacher: We could use the upstairs classrooms
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What is the one emotion that has everyone mystified? What is the one emotion that has started as many wars as it has ended? What emotion has had more plays, songs, and stories written about it than anything else? Love, that one emotion that makes enemies into friends and friends into enemies. So many legends surround this emotion, from the goddess Athena and Helen of Troy to Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet.

Love comes in so many different levels, that it doesn't appear to be the same emotion at all, but it is. There is so much to love, that it will be hard to put into this simple essay. It can tear people apart and make us do irrational things to bringing together entire nations. What can this emotion not do? It's hard to tell, but there is a lot it can.

This emotion, bring tears to our eyes when something happens to our family members, friends, and pets. When we feel love ripped from us, as in death or being spurned by another, we do things we wouldn't normally do, such as go on violent rampages, or mourn to the extent that our loved ones have to watch us constantly to make sure we don't try anything like suicide. Some can move on, always remembering the lost loved one after a while, but others can not let go. These are the ones that need our love and support the most.

There are so many levels to love, that I can only express a few of them here. These are the ones we see most in life. Friendship starts this list off. Yes, it doesn't seem like it, but we do feel love towards our friends, this is what helps us get along so well, and why we miss them when we don't see our friends for a long time. It's also why we hold certain friends over others no matter what happens. Sometimes, the bond between friends deepens to the point where a stronger bond of love is made, making them family.

Another level of love, are for our siblings and other family members. Even though we do things to our family members, and sometimes we don't like some of our family, that bond is still there. It's this family bond level of love that brought about the phrase, blood is thicker than water. We will do things for our brothers, sisters, mothers, fathers, and children before we would even consider doing them for anyone else. Many wars have been started because of this family level, brother avenging brother or father, father protecting his wife and children, or even vice versa. This simple family bond can even extend to include our pets, amazingly enough, and that is a good thing.

A third level to love, is the bond that brings man and woman together. This level is among the strongest of them all. It is this level of love that has brought together kingdoms into nations in the past, and ended many great wars. It's is also for the love of a woman that has started a few of our well-known wars, like the Trojan Wars of ancient times. It's brought together families that have argued for years and years, such as in the Shakespearean play, Romeo and Juliet. Even though the two mentioned killed themselves in the end, it still brought their families together.

The last mentionable level of love is that bond between a mother and her children. There is no stronger, nor will there ever be. This bond starts from the very first tiny fluttering of movement and never ends, even after death of the child. A mother protects her children in the name of love, and directs them through life using it as the example to follow. Well, at least it should be. It's because of her children a mother will work at a job she hates, just to make sure they have everything they could ever want or need.

The phrase, love makes the world go round is very true. It's is our driving force, for what ever reason it may be. Poems, plays, and legends can only briefly touch the true meaning of love. We can only feel what that meaning is, and express it in ways only we can understand towards another. The true question we should be asking is not, what is life, but what is love.

What is love? I don't know, but I'll do what I can to express it to my son, my husband, my family and friends, and to every single pet I have or ever will own in the best possible way that I can.

Topic: Time

Nearly everyone likes
short, pithy quotes
that tackle the issues of our
lives. In the process of my
work I have gathered dozens
of powerful quotations that
have helped inspire me to better
manage my lives. I know
the quotes, along with to-thepoint
commentary, will challenge
you to master the way
you use this wonderful gift
called “time”.
There are two rules for achieving
anything:
Rule No1: Get started
Rule No 2: Keep going
--- Howard Hunt----
Lots of people say they intend to
get something done, but for one reason
or another they never get around
to it. Some say they are waiting for the
right moment, but that moment never
seems to arrive. And there are some
people who quit when the going gets a
little tough. When the chips are down,
it isn’t talent, brilliance, or education,
but persistence that pays off . Develop
the habit of persistence and t here will
be very little that you accomplish.
We spend most of our waking hours
with information
----Linda Lederman-----
Communication in the workplace
In one year, the average American
will read or complete 3000 notices and
forms, scan 100 newspapers and 36
magazines, watch 2463 hours of television,
listen to 730 hours of radio, buy 20
recordings, talk on the phone almost 61
hours, read 3 books, and spend countless
hours exchanging information
in conversation. No wonder we have
information overload. Since time is so
precious, think carefully about which
information you really need and that
which is unproductive. Then simply
expose yourself to the information that
has value and ignore the rest.
Successful people form the habit of
doing what failures don’t like to do
----Earl Nightingale---
Call it willpower, discipline, determination,
or anything else you like,
successful people are diff erent. They
will do things they don’t necessarily
like to do in order to get the results
they want. Failures, though, will accept
whatever results are possible by doing
only what they like to do. Successful
people are motivated by pleasing
results, while failures are motivated
pleasing methods. All of us have to
choose real success for ourselves.
If I had eight hours to cut down a tree,
I’d spend six sharpening my axe.
------Abraham Lincoln-------
Smart woodcutters don’t keep
chopping away at the trees all day
long; they take time to sharpen their
axe. With a sharp tool you can get more
work done in less time with less eff ort.
Do you take time to sharpen your time
management axe, or are you chopping
with a dull blade? Sharpening your
time management axe means perfecting
the skills and techniques that good
time management demands. Plan to
set aside time every week to improve
your time management captivity in
some way.
When you choose a habit you choose
the results of that habit
---Zig Ziglar---
Most of behavior is controlled by
habit patterns. A habit can be good
if it helps you achieve your goals; it is
bad if it hinders your goals. It is much
easier to achieve good results when
your habits work with you rather than
against you. So keep the good habits
and replace the bad ones. A success secret:
most work-related habits can be
changed within three to four weeks. To
create new habits, begin as strong as
you can, tell others what you are doing,
and ask them to help you change

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